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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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  • Question: I want to have sex on my period but my boyfriend won't. Suggestions? - Anonymous
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    cuntoxica:

    Tell him to get a grip.

    Okay so, benefits of period sex

    • Increased natural lubrication (which makes it better for both people)

    • Higher sex drive

    • Higher sensitivity, meaning sex can be more pleasurable

    • Sex on your period can shorten it’s duration.
    The uterus sheds it’s lining by using muscle spasms, orgasms create more muscle spasms, meaning the uterus will push the blood out faster.

    • Orgasms get rid of cramps

    • The endorphins sex release can get rid of the “bad moods” periods bring on

    • Researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstural cycle; pain managment; and improved quality of life.

    To make it less messy

    • You’ll have noticed you don’t bleed in the bath/shower, so have shower sex

    • Avoid positions that gravity won’t be in your favour with. (I.e being on top)

    • Towels. Black/dark ones will help you feel less self conscious about the mess.
    And laying on one will help keep the bed clean.


    If he’s still being a little bitch, remind him about how you have to put his sweaty dick in your mouth and his balls near your face, and you don’t complain.

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guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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